Douchebag Detector app for iPhone and iPad

For .99 cents show them they are a Dbag. Ladies before you waste any more of your time, pull out the app and let the app tell them what you think. When your friend is being a tool, yet again, this is a unique and different way to tell them.
Pull out the app and discreetly press and hold your thumb or finger to your phones screen. The indicator will move closer to the center. Remove finger, and the indicator will move further away. Wave your phone back and forth in front of them, getting closer with each beep. When the indicator reaches the center, the word "Douchebag" will appear and you can walk away.

RoboJams Douchebag Detector App is for humorous purposes only, and does not actually detect anything.